The Disappearing Girl

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thementalistscandidate
abracadaze

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

satusepiida

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

coyotegestalt

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

dykekeit
rajamie

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thatsrightzoeyeyye

[image description: a comic in orange and purple, decided in six panels.

the first panel shows the silhouette of a person's torso with their hands in front of them joined at the fingertips. the person is coloured purple, with orange flames over their torso. this panel is captioned "they talk about trans people like we have some organised plan of action, and i wonder if they know"/

the second panel is captioned "we're mostly just trying to live". it shows a person serving themself coffee.

every other panel is captioned "trying to live" and shows different sceneries of everyday life.

the third one shows an adult and a child looking at a flower in a forest, looking happy.

the fourth one shows two people kissing in a bar and holding each other close.

the fifth one shows someone stubbing their toe on a coffee table, while someone else laughs from the couch next to a sleeping dog.

the sixth one shows four people having a picnic in a parc and smiling.

/end ID]

curlsabroad
chaumas-deactivated20230115

I have a new coworker and my boss was like “oh yeah one of the reasons I hired him was because I thought you’d get along”. Which

  1. sort of makes me feel like a cheetah in a zoo getting assigned a service dog to help tame my neuroses
  2. kind of offends me because he’s a mellow nerdy socialist flatcap pinstripe vest beardguy who I’m sure plays accordion or banjo or ukulele, which is a whole Type of Guy
  3. frustrates me because I DO genuinely like and get along with him… goddammit it’s working…
chaumas-deactivated20230115

oh he’s bisexual that explains it

chaumas-deactivated20230115

“don’t you love when you get to be somebody’s manic pixie dream park ranger?” yeah okay touché boss touché

solitarelee

your boss is deadass adding new species to your enclosure one at a time to see how you adjust to the new stimulus

thementalistscandidate
why-is-it-always-autumn

donating to Wikipedia is so funny. I had a prepaid gift card I wanted to kill off so I donated like $2.11 and got a reply email that was just "Thank you so much. I owe you my life. You are the most important person in the universe I love you" and then dead silence for a full year before "hey... last year.. you gave us two dollars. It was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for us. Would you possibly be willing to do it again? No worries if not. Sorry to bother you. I love you"

spunchthegoblin
10kheadlessmen

I adore trans harry headcanons so much but I have to wonder. did he forget what being transgender is in these hcs. does he think EVERY guy has a pussy. or is he post-phallo/meta & has utterly no idea he is not cis. there is untapped potential here I feel

spunchthegoblin

ENCYLOPEDIA - Most men have two testicles, you are male so you likely also have two testicles.

HALF LIGHT - You should check, just to be sure.

  1. Openly check how many balls you have
  2. [INTERFACING - Formidable] - Subtly check how many balls you have
  3. "Hey Kim, do I seem like a guy that would have two perfectly average testicles?"
  4. No. I'm normal. (discard thought)

[INTERFACING - Success] - You pad around for a bit while no one is looking and... nothing. You are completely flat down there. You have no balls.

DRAMA - He speaks truly, sire. You have no balls to speak of.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Holy shit. What the Fuck.

LOGIC - Don't freak out, there must be a logical explanation for this.

  1. [LOGIC - Impossible] - Come up with an explanation
  2. "KIM WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY BALLS"
  3. Break down crying

[LOGIC - Failure] - You have been neutered.

sealapocalyptic
orcboxer

I really oughtta finish Disco Elysium. The problem is I'll play about an hour of it before I have to sit down and digest it for a while because for all the silly nonsense and funny jokes, it really does have some of the most evocative and profound prose I've ever seen, and I need time to process the philosophical dialogue about the heat death of the universe that I just had with a character who calls themself "the Noid" but by the time I remember to turn the game back on it's 3 months later and I have no memory of what I last did in the game and the only clue I have to go off of is the next available dialogue choice which is something like

  1. [Lie] "I know what 'women' are."
  2. "Kim, remind me what 'women' are."
  3. [Physical Instrument | Formidable] Try to fit your entire hand in your mouth.